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At fart dot horse, we’re committed to protecting the environment. That’s why we’re rolling out a few improvements to help everyone work greener. Starting next week, all office supplies, computer equipment, and production machinery will now be marked with our Read More …
Many promising businesses ultimately stumble in their pursuit of profitability and success. Unforeseen obstacles and the volatility of the modern business environment can bring a proud organization to an untimely end. At fart dot horse, we’re embracing a disruptive new Read More …
Any employees who have ingested coffee from the South Level 6 breakroom are urged to dial x10782 immediately for an important Epidemiology Refresher. If someone has yet to swallow it, say the word before “hanky panky,” and they will be given a Read More …
The truck will be parked outside the doctor’s office to meet the 250 families that have applied for appointment with the doctor. When the doctor returns, patients will be sterilized, no questions asked! The doctor has been getting a lot Read More …
At fart dot horse, we’re all about Freshness. This spring, we’re celebrating the arrival of the season with an exciting new Freshness Initiative. This initiative includes a number of bold new changes intended to enhance Freshness in the workplace: Office Read More …
The teams at fartdothorse have been working very hard behind the scenes of our executive parking area to bring you an exciting suite of dating advice services! Stacy Knödel, ADPA, has been in the business of professional emotional connections for Read More …
At fart dot horse, we know there is no love more profound than the bond formed between a worker and his or her at-will employer. This year, we are proud to celebrate this deep and abiding love with seven hours Read More …
With the new calendar year in full swing, it’s time to stop by the R&D department and see what the boys are cooking up. Let’s take a look: Wow! As you can see, there’s a whole lot of excitement in Read More …
Attention all ballers! $5 off if you stop by my desk and make a 3 pointer on the mini basketball hoop! After recent downsizing and the accident, we no longer need Jerry and Carlos’ iPhones. $200 each OBO. Reach me Read More …
a lapse in appropriations is currently interrupting vital united states government services. fart dot horse is prepared to shoulder the burden during this challenging time. our team is standing by to assist with many government functions, including: mismanagement of public Read More …