Spring Into Freshness

At fart dot horse, we’re all about Freshness. This spring, we’re celebrating the arrival of the season with an exciting new Freshness Initiative.

This initiative includes a number of bold new changes intended to enhance Freshness in the workplace:

  • Office temperature will be lowered to 45°F to reduce spoilage
  • Temporary workers will be prominently marked with expiration dates
  • All employees, contractors, and inmate laborers will be subject to random Freshness Swabs at building entrances
  • Work areas will be fogged with a sanitizing Freshness Solution every three hours

We’re looking forward to a great season of Freshness with our valued team.