At fart dot horse, we’re committed to protecting the environment. That’s why we’re rolling out a few improvements to help everyone work greener.
Starting next week, all office supplies, computer equipment, and production machinery will now be marked with our new corporate Go Green label to promote an ecologically sensitive mindset in the workplace.
Items that are too small to accommodate the Go Green label will be replaced with new, larger items. Don’t worry – our recycling partner will have the discarded material sustainably incinerated in a developing country.
Did you know that the food we eat is a major contributor to our carbon footprint? To keep our workplace meals eco-friendly, we’re de-carbonating all beverages and replacing all meat in employee cafeterias with our new Smart Beef product. Our R&D team has been working on this engineered meat food product for several years, and they’re thrilled to share its acceptable flavor and side effect profile with the rest of the company.
(Just a quick note from the legal department: female employees of childbearing age should enjoy Smart Beef no more than twice a month.)
The fart dot horse senior management team is very proud of these improvements and our ongoing commitment to the environment. We hope you are, too.
-CHAD