Health & Safety Advisory

Any employees who have ingested coffee from the South Level 6 breakroom are urged to dial x10782 immediately for an important Epidemiology Refresher.  If someone has yet to swallow it, say the word before “hanky panky,”  and they will be given a coffee cup to drink in the non-disruptive Fun Zone.

What will you do if you are one of the employees who has ingested coffee from the South Level 6 breakroom?

Or what do you think would happen if one of your coworkers drinks a mug of coffee from the Shower Room?

I am not an epidemiologist and my verdict is void.  Take care and good luck.