Any employees who have ingested coffee from the South Level 6 breakroom are urged to dial x10782 immediately for an important Epidemiology Refresher. If someone has yet to swallow it, say the word before “hanky panky,” and they will be given a coffee cup to drink in the non-disruptive Fun Zone.
What will you do if you are one of the employees who has ingested coffee from the South Level 6 breakroom?
Or what do you think would happen if one of your coworkers drinks a mug of coffee from the Shower Room?
I am not an epidemiologist and my verdict is void. Take care and good luck.