specialty consulting

many business problems are difficult to solve within the constraints of traditional legal jurisdictions. fart dot horse is proud to offer a unique portfolio of consulting services for clients facing sensitive challenges. our team is experienced in finding creative solutions within several key focus areas:

  • asset management
  • import/export
  • government affairs
  • pharmaceutical distribution

to provide the utmost discretion and deniability, all consulting business is conducted aboard our 240-foot conference vessel, M/V Inadmissible. homeported in Montenegro, this ship boasts luxurious client accommodations and two weeks of cruising endurance in waters beyond the sovereign limits of any state. its professional crew includes a dedicated security and countersurveillance team to protect clients’ interests.

whatever your obstacles may be, fart dot horse stands ready to help you overcome them. contact us today to put our unique consultancy to work for you.