All Fart Dot Horse employees will receive an additional 7% “hygiene time” today in recognition of Employee Appreciation Day. Management would like to remind employees that contract- and inmate-laborers are not considered “employees” by the Company. Employees who have questions about their wages, overtime hours, and other matters should contact their Company Manager.
To prevent any further violations of working hours or conditions, Workers & Management’s central office will remain closed today. Employees should refrain from wearing bow ties or neckties to work as appropriate.
In addition, employees are reminded that inappropriate language or behavior will not be tolerated and will result in consequences.