stepping up to the plate

a lapse in appropriations is currently interrupting vital united states government services. fart dot horse is prepared to shoulder the burden during this challenging time. 

our team is standing by to assist with many government functions, including:

  • mismanagement of public resources
  • systematic abuse of vulnerable populations
  • suppression of critical thinking
  • undermining the sovereignty of foreign governments
  • regulatory capture

the subjugation of the western world to corporate interests is too important to be interrupted by political squabbles. contact us today and let us know how we can help.