fart dot horse is seeking world-class talent for a number of challenging roles. contact us today if you have what it takes to succeed at this dynamic global organization.

current opportunities

  • Test Subject
  • Anesthesiologist
  • Test Subject (Expendable)
  • Cyber Deckhand 2nd Class
  • Summer Intern (Morally Flexible)
  • Executive Assistant to Chad
  • Content Rancher (Seasonal)
  • Deputy Executive Assistant to Chad
  • Chief Special Engineering Program Managing Director
  • Senior Mop Technician
  • Associate General Counsel (Product Liability)
  • Chief Deniability Officer