Excellence Policy

fart dot horse is proud to encourage a culture of Enterprise Excellence. Employees failing to demonstrate appropriate Excellence Metrics may be subjected to an aggressive inquiry process, and/or required to work overtime to effectively demonstrate Excellence. Employee performance is evaluated Read More …

Mandatory lunch reinstated

Attention all Fart.Horse employees: the employee cafeteria is now restocked. This quarter, enjoy delicious macaroni and cheese prepared by our chefs. Also available to take home to your family/livestock or to store in your own bomb shelter.