Difficult Times

In these difficult times, we all need to pull together and adapt to overcome this crisis. Some of the steps we need to take will test our strength and resolve like never before. Despite these challenges, you can rest assured Read More …

Excellence Policy

fart dot horse is proud to encourage a culture of Enterprise Excellence. Employees failing to demonstrate appropriate Excellence Metrics may be subjected to an aggressive inquiry process, and/or required to work overtime to effectively demonstrate Excellence. Employee performance is evaluated Read More …

Mandatory lunch reinstated

Attention all Fart.Horse employees: the employee cafeteria is now restocked. This quarter, enjoy delicious macaroni and cheese prepared by our chefs. Also available to take home to your family/livestock or to store in your own bomb shelter.