Misappropriation of Company Liquids

A friendly reminder: the soap in the employee restrooms is furnished solely for use in approved personal hygiene activities per fart dot horse policy 10286-201-A, “Restroom Acceptable Usage & Surveillance Agreement”.

Excess restroom supplies are not to be bartered for goods, services, or undue influence in the workplace. Employees found in possession of unauthorized liquids will be referred to the security office for interrogation.