Excellence Policy

fart dot horse is proud to encourage a culture of Enterprise Excellence. Employees failing to demonstrate appropriate Excellence Metrics may be subjected to an aggressive inquiry process, and/or required to work overtime to effectively demonstrate Excellence. Employee performance is evaluated at regular intervals, with extra allowances for extraordinary feats of Excellence.

It’s normal to have questions about Excellence Metrics and our other Termination Probability Multipliers used in routine employee evaluations. Please contact your Morale Representative to receive an explanatory pamphlet. Anyone requesting a pamphlet will be entered in a drawing to win up to six Compliance Offsets!