Meet C.H.A.D. 2.0! (MANDATORY)

Some of you may have noticed a familiar “face” in the fart dot horse facility this past week. Well this entity’s existence is no longer a secret… C.H.A.D. is back! Our bio-industrial engineers have been hard at work for the past year to bring you a new, improved C.H.A.D.: Version 2.0!

C.H.A.D. 2.0 will be undergoing trials and field tests over the coming weeks, so if you see C.H.A.D. in the hallway or cafeteria, be sure to approach (one at a time, please!), offer a friendly greeting, and state your name and asset ID number in a calm, even voice! Here are some tips for getting along with our newest “employee”:

-Before approaching, be sure to assess C.H.A.D.’s “mood” – Green light = interaction is welcome! Red light = remain where you are and loudly state your asset ID and the date and time of your last interaction with C.H.A.D. 2.0. Chartreuse light = calmly walk – DO NOT RUN – to the nearest pink phone and dial *961

-C.H.A.D. 2.0 now has 360-degree vision – no need to worry about surprising him. Feel free to approach this C.H.A.D. from any angle!

-Consider wearing a unique, identifiable article of clothing to make yourself more recognizable – C.H.A.D. likes yellow!

We know you will all grow to love C.H.A.D. 2.0 as much as the old C.H.A.D., and I know he is looking forward to getting to know all of you as well!