At fart dot horse, we believe reading is the foundation for a lifetime of productive, obedient labor. Here are some of my favorite new books to keep your kids on track in the new year.
The Wizarding World of Collateralized Loan Obligations: An ordinary suburban boy is whisked to a hidden world of enchantment when he learns he is actually a collection of delinquent boat loans. 562 pages.
John Galt & the Chocolate Factory: A benevolent entrepreneur flees into exile when he is unfairly maligned for maiming children and employing slave labor in his whimsically efficient chocolate factory. A heartwarming tale of capital’s triumph over the parasitic masses. 2,101 pages.